*Pause for joyous celebration of adulthood*
I'll be officially in my twenties. A time of fun, being constantly broke, and gray-free hair. (Then I turn thirty and become a REAL adult, complimentary with arthritis, a minivan, and a zillion vitamins.) In celebration, here's a list of fantastic and crazy birthday wishes. Just because I have still the imagination of a six-year-old.
- A wild blowout party with performances from all my favorite musicals, performed in my living room by the original casts of each.
- A trip to the Chrysler building where I take photos of the skyline from atop a gargoyle, a la Margaret Bourke-White.
- A huge trunk full of beautiful vintage clothes that all fit perfectly without any need to alter them.
- My name in lights on top of the Eiffel Tower.
- There is a Book 4 for Avatar: The Last Airbender that ties up all the loose ends of book 3.
- Zero gravity fun.
- Happy Birthday sung by Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald.
- Math and science become easy and comprehensible (to me).
- Season 4 of So You Think You Can Dance has a reunion tour.
- Life becomes a musical for the day and everyone breaks out into spontaneous song and dance.
- Clint Eastwood stands in the corner at my party, simply being a badass.
- A private tour of Google headquarters.
- For a day I am 6'5" and thus the tallest person in my family (as opposed to being the shortest).
- The Starbucks fairy is real. And she gives free birthday coffee.
- All my current and future student loans are paid off!
- Nickelodeon brings back all it's old 90s shows.
- Spice Girls reunion tour. Again.
- Free airfare for a lifetime.
- Firefly comes back on air and a better Dollhouse finale is revealed.
- Whole Foods is cheap.
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